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Old Aug 06, 2006, 04:28 AM // 04:28   #2641
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because they're to nooby to do those tasks

Why am i on this thread?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 04:33 AM // 04:33   #2642
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because you think it is fun

why do threads seem gay
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 06:10 AM // 06:10   #2643
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all threads are straight but are full of too many smilies, making them see a little fruity.

Why is the X button always in the top right?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 06:55 AM // 06:55   #2644
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because ultimately, the X is always right.

why can't chickens fly long distances?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 07:34 AM // 07:34   #2645
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Their bulky breasts prevent their arms to fully extend back to generate sufficient lift for a certain amount of time.

Why does World of Warcraft exist?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 08:09 AM // 08:09   #2646
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Because you gotta keep certain people off the streets and at home.

Why is it you can never stop tongueing a cut in your mouth
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 08:10 AM // 08:10   #2647
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Because blood taste good, especially your own.

Why do idiots browse this forum expecting answers when they could just use the search button or take some time to look through the stickies?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 09:19 AM // 09:19   #2648
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Because patience is a virtue and idiots dont have many virtues.

Why cant my tongue touch my nose?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 10:36 AM // 10:36   #2649
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because you haven't gotten the surgical procedure done yet.

why do gorillas have big nostrils?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 11:26 AM // 11:26   #2650
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To make up for their loss of size in other areas.

Why do we have money?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 11:51 AM // 11:51   #2651
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Because we couldn't rob banks if we didn't!

Why do we have guns?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 12:48 PM // 12:48   #2652
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to feel big and stroke our egos

Why is winning in a casino hard?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 01:25 PM // 13:25   #2653
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Because you dont use the cheat codes.

Why do cheat codes exists?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 01:33 PM // 13:33   #2654
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Because Gaile Gray cheats. (I honestly don't really know...)

Why is Gaile Gray named Gaile Gray?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 01:39 PM // 13:39   #2655
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Gaile because her mum liked the word Galie and Gray because she secretly likes the colour Grey, but tries to cover it up using the word Gray (phew that worked out nicely)

How many stars are there in space?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 02:23 PM // 14:23   #2656
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A LOT.

what does FFS mean? >_<
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 02:58 PM // 14:58   #2657
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Fiery Flame Spitter.

Why did he ask that question?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 04:36 PM // 16:36   #2658
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because he didnt know


Why are people so rude?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 04:38 PM // 16:38   #2659
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Because we are related to pwnd.

Why am I related to pwnd?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 05:12 PM // 17:12   #2660
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you arent



Why is it raining outside?
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